That's exactly where King Falls AM sits on the iTunes Comedy Charts as I type this.
That's beating the likes of Ricky Gervais. That's ranking above a handful of Kevin Smith podcasts, and you all KNOW how I feel about that guy. It's coming in above comedians you can turn your television on and see right now as well as REAL radio hosts & people of note.
THAT. IS. AMAZING.
... but we aren't done. Not by a long shot.
If you're reading this, there is an outstanding chance you know me. Maybe we grew up together, went to school or worked with one another.
And since you do know me, you probably know that one of my favorite things in the world, I mean I absolutely love it, is to make people laugh. It's been like that for as long as I can remember; getting my family to laugh at something I was doing, repeating comedy routines at lunch tables, keeping composition notebooks of terrible & mean-spirited (but FUNNY!) insults and jokes in middle school. To where I am right now, working with my partner and so many amazing talents on this weird and wonderful little show, King Falls AM.
I think laughter is just about the best thing in the world and I'm asking you for the chance to make you laugh right now.
Maybe you'll hear about some weird paranormal mountain town and it's inhabitants along the way. Maybe you'll even enjoy it enough to get your friends to check it out. It's easy, it's short and they can do it in their cars, from their phones or even at the gym. But what it really boils down to, is giving me that shot at making you laugh.
Think of it as a personal favor. You won't regret it.
We all sit and complain about the state of entertainment. About the insane number of reboots, the re-imaginings over original fare and just the bland and terrible shows that clutter the airwaves.
This is our chance to show all the people holding the purse-strings that STORY still counts.
Listening to the show. Reviewing the show. Rating the show & subscribing are going to help the little guys win. And make no bones about it, we are definitely the little guys in this scenario.
Help us make story matter again.
Help us show these corporate money-spitting machines that GOOD can rise to the top and without a celebrity attached to it, without the help of mass marketing. Think of it as a grassroots campaign, every listen counts.
We are a very small and unknown production company, fighting with the talents of the best actors you've never heard of, busting our asses to put a product out that we can be proud of and that people can legitimately enjoy.
We couldn't have gotten this far without you and we absolutely can't push forward without your help either.
Review the show.
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Tell your friends, your neighbors, your social media pals! If you can share a meme, then you can definitely share some laughs. Plus King Falls AM is FULLY interactive and just waiting for you to find us.
It all starts with pushing play on that first 15 minute episode.
Let's commence this world taking, kids. We can do it.
Exactly three years ago today, I rolled up to Eric's Hollywood apartment in the middle of the night after an exhausting 3 Day drive from Polk City, FL, loaded down with clothes, minimal household items and boxes of DVD's (priorities, people!)
I'm sitting in an office, a hair away from Beverly Hills, writing this. It's not my office. I'm just a cog in the machine and while it definitely isn't why I made the trek across the country, I appreciate the fact that I couldn't have stayed here without it. I have a true 9-5 job, then I have other jobs. I'm a dad to an amazing, getting-grown-up-to-quickly pre-teen and I'm a writer. None of those other jobs pay me to be here but they are definitely the reason I'm here.
Looking back, I wish I could tell the bright-eyed Kyle, that slept on his best friend's couch ... then a blowup mattress in his friend's empty apartment ... then the floor of a complete stranger's house in the valley, a few things about his first couple years in LA.
Due to my time travel machine being sporadic, and dangerous, at best. I'm not gonna do such a thing. But I'm gonna write down what I would tell that handsome, genius, magnificent son of a bitch.
#1.IT'S GONNA BE HARD. Scratch "hard", sometimes it's gonna be a fucking terrible, nearly-unbearable time. You're gonna miss your family. You're gonna miss your friends. You're gonna miss birthdays & holidays. You're gonna lose. You're gonna struggle. But not only that, you're gonna be "outta sight, outta mind" with those people and become an afterthought. Ringo told me "You got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues and you know it don't come easy" and he's dead fucking on.
#2. IT'S WORTH IT. Even if you aren't breaking out a tux and readying an acceptance speech. Hell, even if you're not remotely where you want to be in the industry yet, it's worth it. You're gonna do work that you love. You're gonna meet people that are LIKE you, they want the same things and had the balls to go out and try to get it. You'll be inspired and re-inspired constantly. Dreamers are a dime a dozen in the city and while that can get disparaging, numbers and odds wise, it's also the first time you'll feel really accepted too.
You might not be living your dreams, in three years, or five ... or ten (come the fuck on!) but you're working on living your dreams and you are exactly where you were made to be and not a lot of people can say that.
You're gonna see things that you wouldn't have seen, working in an office or warehouse in Florida. You're gonna do things, you only imagined doing. More importantly, you're gonna show Madison that if you have a dream and a little courage, the only thing that can stop you, is you.
#3. YOU'RE GONNA MEET A LOT OF CUNTS. No way around this one, kid. People suck and in a superficial, me-me-me world like Los Angeles, you're gonna meet the bottom of the barrel. Fake, untrustworthy, terrible, scumbag, name-dropping, rich-in-money bankrupt-in-soul, Doucherockets.
You'll get a jump start from a snake in the grass and come super close to writing a TERRIBLE SCRIPT for a WASHED UP MUSICIAN and it's gonna crush you when it gets ripped away.
You're gonna get threatened with lawsuits for hurting said doucherocket's feelings.
You're gonna get disparaged wondering why people that have a tenth of your talent are walking around running the show when you've got to wait until payday to buy much needed groceries.
But at the end of the day, would you really know how good "GOOD" is if you haven't seen how bad it can be? Refer back to #2.
#4. DO YOU, WORK HARD, AND QUIT WHINING. I've been completely open saying that I knew being a writer here wouldn't happen overnight. Overnight Success is an illusion because the public doesn't see the ten years of hard work that went into that. So, I made my peace with becoming that. But three years deep are you any closer?
I struggle with #4. Daily. We come from an entitled generation. Yeah, we got to ride our bikes all over town and come home when the street lights came on. Yeah, we're the last ones to watch scrambled porn and deal with the hardships of Channel 99. And, at least we aren't part of now's YOLO, everybody-has-to-win generation but we're entitled and I'm definitely part of the problem.
I look at life like a board game sometimes (Monopoly, of course, because LIFE is boring and way too obvious here.) I'm checking the scoreboard constantly. I'm wondering why I'm busting my ass for nothing some days. I'm wondering why I've got a funny & original web-series with 20k views but millions of people watch terrible TV everyday then complain about terrible TV just to watch it anyway.
I'm looking at how I can play by the rules and still be nowhere close to scoring a point while the guy who is breaking the rules has all of the money, all of the power and none of the talent.
Life isn't fair. The end. But that doesn't stop me from dealing with that shit.
But this is what I would tell THAT Kyle. Not about what I'm still having issues with.
Don't worry about what everyone else is doing. They aren't you. They don't have what you have. HEART, my n-word. Use that shit. Work hard. When you think you've worked hard enough, KEEP GOING. And stop crying about it. You know you aren't gonna leave until you accomplish what you want, so make it easier on your wife and your partner and stop complaining.
We'll see if this Kyle gets those messages.
I'm gonna close with this, invisible readers:
If I've learned anything in three years here, it's to try to be happy no matter what.
I'm not a naturally happy person. I look at the goals sometimes and get wrapped up in getting there instead of enjoying the ride to it. I have so much in life to be thankful for: A great & supportive wife and daughter, a no-nonsense friend and partner that understands my hangups but believes in me and what we can accomplish, and at the end of the day, even if I don't invite you all over for a massive after Oscar win party, I'm doing what I want in life. I'm here, in the city of my dreams. I've been true to myself to be here and stay here and I'm working hard on being the me I want to be. And that's pretty fucking good.
Howdy to everyone I've guilt-tripped into reading this; it's much appreciated. I'll try to keep it quick, I just wanted to talk about the last four days and maybe a little about the bigger picture too.
Before this past Thursday, I hadn't seen my sister since I scooted out of Florida in August 2011. We've always been close, despite our age difference and while being away from friends and family is always hard it was especially hard in the case of my sister and brother.
Don't trust anybody
We grew up together, albeit in different stages, usually with the fat one watching the little one or ones. I detested being the built-in babysitter at times but I wouldn't give it up for anything now because it created a bond that we'll share for life. I may have wanted to be watching a show that's long been forgotten or a game that I'd end up beating just a little later instead of changing diapers or entertaining a kid but it gave us a chance to be ourselves from the ground up. We laughed & cried together, played & created our own little worlds together. And that's what I remember now. Not missing a phone call or a movie, but those kids and those times. They are what count.
So long and thanks for all the fish
Kourtney arrived on Thursday night, not caring about what we did in the city just as long as we did it together. We started as soon as she landed and didn't stop exploring Los Angeles until late Monday night. We tried to pack as much as we could into 4 full days. Seeing sites, talking, joking, singing, watching movies and just living a little slice of what we used to when it seemed like we'd have all the time in the world. It was exhausting and amazing re-learning the in's and out's of what makes this city, and more importantly. our relationships special.
If I guilt-tripped you this far, then you probably already know what we did, when we did it and seen tons of photos so I'm not gonna get into all that. What I will get into is a little of the bigger picture.
Time is the currency we are all spending. We don't know how much money we've got until it's gone. You've got to make time count. You've got to spend it wisely. I'm guilty of spending time like there's no tomorrow, burning it up on things that don't matter in the long run.
Malibu 6.2.14
Kourtney's trip was as close to perfect as four short days can get but it's also a lesson. If you've only got a little bit of that currency to spend in the grand scheme of things, you gotta buy the stuff that matters. You've got to make memories, you've got to be with the people you love, the people that make you your best you and my sister is definitely one of the special people that makes me the best me.
We are here to change the world ...
It's hard here in Los Angeles, too fucking hard at times, and between work and trying to build the life I've dreamed about since I was a kid, I forget the little things sometimes. The simple things. I have wonderful family and friends here but the people who made me who I am back home don't get to share in that. Not in person. It means the world to me to be able to pick up like it was just yesterday with the special ones and show them my world now. To share with them, in person, and I couldn't have asked for a better person to do that with than Kourtney. The last four days seemed like just a couple hours and even though she's in the air heading to Florida as I write this I miss her already but you can bet I'll cherish our time for as long as I live.
Da Vinci Girls
I love you Kourtney Brown and here's to seeing each other, talking to each other and being us much more often than we have the past few years.
It's been a little bit; more like a year, but for the sake of continuity, we'll just say a little bit.
A lot goes on in a year; birthdays, anniversaries, work, sleep, vacations, late night meetings with Pancake Puppies, maybe the release of your first web-series. It's so easy to get wrapped up in your day to day, plugging back into the Matrix, and just keeping your nose to the grindstone. Yeah, you've got goals, you've got your eyes on the prize but do you ever really take a look at THE BIG PICTURE?
Maybe you do, but needless to say, while I thought I did, I did not.
This past Wednesday night, December 11th, my not-so baby brother Ryan barged in the door to my apartment in Los Angeles. In a multiple month plan orchestrated by my best friend (and partner in Make Believe) Eric and my amazing wife Amanda.
2 years. 3 months. 4 days. Not that anyone is counting.
He was here to spend a week with us in LA. Eric & Amanda had made sure that I was off work for the entirety of his stay, there were no distractions, just six solid days of being with my brother after over 2 years.
Suddenly, we were thrown into a world where all that mattered was family & friends. A world were time simultaneously stood still & went way too damn fast at once. That crazy day to day was on hold, obligations were handled. What are you expected to do in that situation? What would you do in that situation, being pulled from what you toil in, what you think matters most, to being thrown headfirst into what REALLY matters most.
You make memories.
He's King of the World!
I'm starting to detect a pattern
The last six days have been six of the best and most amazing days, not only in the last two years, but in my 32 years on this mass of water, land, beauty and bullshit hurling through space.. Not because I was in LA, busting my ass trying to keep life on track while working to make my dreams come true, but because I got to share it with somebody who is always in my thoughts but never in my presence.
From Joshua Tree & Malibu adventures, gastronomic nirvana, multiple Amoeba visits, Rai Shen rants & video games until 4 in the morning, it has truly been a time I'll never ever forget.
I write, it's what I do, but I highly doubt that I'll ever be able to fully express how much this week has meant to me.
Thank you Eric, Lauren, Amanda, Madison, Jaide & HazMat for making this all work out, and work out so seamlessly.
Thank you Ryan for being a great brother, awesome friend and an even better person and for picking right up where we left off. Auf Wiedersehen.
Hope everyone had a fantastic Holiday Season! And since we aren't the best at keeping up with this blog, the Holiday we meant is listed below. Choose your own adventure!
Halloween Veteran's Day Thanksgiving Black Friday Cyber Monday Hispanic Tuesday Pearl Harbor Day Hanukkah Christmas Boxing Day Kwanzaa
Perhaps we should look into blogging a bit more ...
It's official, I will never watch 2012 now...
Either way, The Mayan's were dead wrong with their timekeeping meaning the New Year is almost upon us and that lends it's self to retrospection, and for us, it's looking back at one hell of an exciting year.
We met a lot of awesome people on our journey this year: from the people who helped fund and share our Kickstarter campaign with their friends, families & Facebooks, to the amazing cast & crew that helped us bringIn Development from words on paper to actual life, we appreciate everyone of you & we thank you from the bottom of our cynical, two-sizes-too-small hearts.
We could not have made In Development without YOURhelp, hard work & support. That means the world to us and we will forever appreciate everyone who was involved with it. We think In Development is special, and luckily, a lot of the other people involved think so too.
It's exciting for us because we do have a lot of different avenues to explore with this: we are more than just writers hoping to put a script in front of someone that can do something with it. You can watch this, you can be entertained, you can instantly see that it looks the way television looks, the acting in it is top notch and the editing and production values are through the roof.
In short: we have a product. A product, we hope, that can open up doors for everyone involved.
That means that as exciting as 2012 was, 2013 is going to be THAT much bigger & better.
So stay tuned! Keep checking the Facebook page or our Twitter(s) for all the new & exciting things happening with In Development in the upcoming year. And maybe while you are there you can throw us a like or watch the trailer again, which by the way, is at almost 9,000 views in only three months!
The Make Believe Picture Company wishes everyone a happy & safe New Year!
So after months of writing, re-writing, kick-starting, casting, meetings, preparation and scheduling , we finally wrapped In Development late Sunday evening. I'm so ecstatic over the story we were able to tell, but I'm also pretty sad to say goodbye to these characters (and of course the talented cast that brought them to life & crew that worked so hard to capture them.) Eric & I truly believe we'll have plenty more stories after these initial episodes and I think you guys will really like what you see. There's just nothing like it out there and I think we might have something really special on our hands.
We had such an amazing camaraderie on set, almost like a fun film summer camp with everyone continually asking when we'll be doing more. It's a great feeling to have the almost the entire cast ask where their characters will be in future episodes and crew members telling us that they've never laughed so hard on set from the performances or writing of a show.
Just for an idea how hard everyone worked on this, we only shot for 4 days. Our cast & crew knocked out almost 30 pages of script; that's basically 25%, or more, of a feature film in FOUR DAYS. The cast put in such phenomenal performances and the crew worked their asses off to make this happen in such a short amount of time. I am so proud of everyone that was involved in this. A huge thank you from us to them for allowing us to be able to tell this story at such a high level.
Later this week we'll be delivering the footage to, the more than capable hands and skillful eyes of our editor, Chris Ninness of I Can Fly Pictures. As you can see I linked his Twitter, but he literally will not follow you no matter how much you love him, no matter how many horrible films he'll make you watch. After compressing the files, syncing the sound and other editing magic, he'll start cutting everything together and putting his awesome skills to the test. We are hoping for a Holiday 2012 release and I just can't wait to see it or show it to you guys ... and the world, let's show the world too.
We were able to pick up actual behind the scenes interviews for a small featurette, and a ton of production stills, which we will compile and put up on the Make Believe Facebook soon, but I've put together a small video of our time on set just to show you guys and keep you in the loop. Please note this is just iPhone footage and the actual show will look NOTHING like this. Hope you enjoy the tiny peek inside to the inner workings of Mike Bay Productions.
Thanks for reading & watching. Share with your friends, enemies, immediate family members, pets, little old ladies crossing streets (as long as they don't mind cursing) primates and anyone else ... or EVERYONE else.
Exactly a year ago today, I hopped into a pre-loaded Honda, pushed play on the first of many epic road trip CD's and started one of the biggest adventures of my life: moving to Los Angeles to finally give my dreams a run for their money. (you can find out all about that right here.)
I said tearful goodbyes to my wife, daughter & family; the people who raised me, shaped me, loved me and helped foster these fanciful dreams into a possible semi-reality. Thankfully, I was reunited with Amanda & Madison after four months (still ridiculous to think about missing 1/3 of a year of our lives together) but it's been a year since I've seen the rest of them, and I miss them more than I can explain.
But just like every door closing is another opening, those goodbyes brought on a new set of hellos.
I was saying goodbye to my past and hello to my future.
Goodbye to everything I had ever really known, and hello to the reality I was setting out to make.
In a lot of ways I was saying goodbye to the Kyle I used to be, and hello to the Kyle I'm meant to be.
Don't get me wrong, I'm the same guy that I've always been at the core: I make jokes, I love movies & music, I'm inappropriate and I write (yeah ... that's about it.) But things change when you take on something of this magnitude. You shed away all the things that have stopped you from REALLY BEING YOU.
You're taking on the world! Not just a job, or your dickhead boss at work giving you hell or even just your normal day to day routine. You're raising the veil on what reality was, how you were told to perceive it and what it actually is. Yes ... just like The Matrix. Just without Keanu and the pink slime from Ghostbusters II.
Sadly, there's no Vigo, The Scourge of Carpathia either
Life blows by so quickly. You guys know this, you've seen your kids grow in front of your eyes, all the good times you had in school just yesterday are fifteen years ago. Life isn't waiting on you. And by falling in line, and doing what we are raised to do, what we "want" to do, we only help it go that much faster.
Life isn't about where you end up; it's about the adventures getting to that end and who you became and helped others become while doing it.
It's about growing into YOU! About having goals and accomplishing them, then doing that again and again and again. Why waste time on things that aren't making you happy? I can't say for sure we are only on Earth once, but I'm gonna make the absolute most of it while I'm here. I'll be that party guest that won't leave, I'll ride this shit till the wheels come off. All these things you say you want to see and do, figure out how to see and do them! Talking about what you want to do, turns into regrets about what you wish you could've done. Don't let that happen.
You shed a lot of fear doing this, a lot of rules you've been told to follow don't matter anymore. From a kid into adulthood you get told "You can't do this. You shouldn't do that" and we accept it as the norm. I say screw that, question everything, ESPECIALLY "Why CAN'T I do this?" "Why SHOULDN'T I do that?" In fact, WATCH me do it.
Of course I don't mean the commonsense things like, why can't I rob a bank (...no really, why can't I rob a bank?) but the general rules of life. Who you can become, what you need to do, where you need to do it. When those rules stop having meaning, you're free.
I'm not saying stop paying your mortgage and run off to the islands, (really don't do that, there's so much paperwork and inoculations, bleh.) I'm just saying, take an assessment of what is holding back your happiness and change it.
I'm not on this quest to make a ton of money or become famous. I honestly don't care about any of that. I want enough to take care of people I love and fame can suck a dick or if you are a Kardashian, many dicks until you get a reality TV deal.
I have a desire to tell stories and to connect with people. I feel that is what I'm here to do. This isn't vanity. This isn't for fun. This is a need, a desire, a thirst that can only be quenched by doing this. It's a spark inside me and I hope I get to share it.
I've gone through hell and I'm expecting heaven. I've had so many downfalls, disappointments, heartbreaks and shortcomings in this past year, crazy things I wouldn't have written to put "our hero" through. But I stay and I grind away.
Persistence is my best weapon and I use it like it's going out of style. Reasonable men and women, wouldn't do this. It's damn hard. Harder than expected and I expected it to be EXTREMELY rough. Thankfully, I've always been stubborn and I'm just not one for taking no for an answer (rape joke? you decide.)
It's a challenge; none of this has come easy and I have to keep working at it daily to continue this outlook. Life likes to have it's hooks in you and it's easy to let it, but this can be done. All you have to do is try and keep trying. And it also helps to have people that believe in you, pushing you to be the best you, you can be too.
I'm doing this because I love it and I can't imagine not doing it. To show Madison, and myself, that dreams can and do come true, it just takes will & work. I'm not doing this to prove other people wrong, I'm doing it to prove myself right.
I know that sounds a lot bigger in scope than what I did but in all reality, that's what happens, or at least what happened to me. It was life changing. I'd been on this path since 2002, aimlessly walking it until I found people that inspired me and challenged me and had that same passion that I did. Since then it's been a whirlwind of change, some bad but mostly good. It all leads to the same conclusion; that this was inevitable. This is where I'm supposed to be.
On this anniversary, I can happily say that I live and am settled in Los Angeles. I wake up everyday and go to work in Beverly Hills, not doing what I want to, but closer than I've ever been. I see my amazing wife & daughter every day now. I not only talk to but see my best friend all the time. No more working across country, through late night phone calls and skype sessions. We are in the process of doing everything we ever set out to do. And we will.
To put it in a better perspective: I arrived in LA last year in the wee hours of August 11th. Scared, missing home, and wondering if I had made the right decision for my family and myself.
Do you know what I'll be doing in the wee hours of August 11th exactly a year later? Filming our first day on our first project here. With your help, we're making In Development into reality. We'll be making Make Believe.
Putting aside the struggle, it's been an amazingly positive year for us creatively. We finished 3 full projects, begin filming one in just a matter of a few short days and we've planned out so much more. We are mapping out our futures, one story at a time.
I'm lucky that I have such amazing and supportive people around me, to help me stay focused, to keep my drive alive, and when it's all said and done, to help me look back on what we've done and celebrate what we will have accomplished.
Here's to my first anniversary in LA. Here's to dreams and MAKING them come true.
Thanks for being there guys, I love you to death. I want to make you proud.
And thank YOU for being here, reading this and for supporting us on this fantastic journey.
When the dust settled last night at 11pm, that is what all the posts, all the pestering, all the likes, all the shares and all the donations amounted to.
Success
While it may have been a plot hatched from our evil brains, you guys carried it out. YOU guys are the ones that said "we would like to see what you can do and we'll put our money where your mouth is."
And we thank you from the bottom of our hearts ... well heart and Central Oil Containment Center, because as you all know, Eric is a cyborg from the future.
So what now?
Glad you asked... we should receive our funding from Kickstarter in the next two to four weeks, so we will be looking to film our three episode arc of In Development in August.
90% of our cast has already been locked down, so we will finish securing the remaining actors in the next week or so. We really couldn't have asked for better and more talented actors. Honestly. I'm not saying that because I have to, I'm saying it because you're gonna love them and it's true.
We've got an massively talented Director of Photography. This guy does magnificent work and is gonna make Mike Bay Productions, look like a billion brand-spanking new Ben Bernanke bucks.
And on the post-production side, we have an editor that ... words can't describe how talented the guy is. His work looks so amazing, better than so much of the professional stuff out there it's just ridiculous.
So between making final arrangements with our locations, getting a finalized shooting schedule and making sure all of the technical aspects of the project come together, the Make Believe team will be hard at work making sure every penny spent will make it to the screen and that we are putting out the best possible product that your money can buy ;-)
But until then ...
You've helped out two struggling filmmakers in Los Angeles and made a huge contribution into bringing their dreams to reality.
To tell stories that people can relate to and connect with, just like we did and still do to this day.
To turn the world into our backyard so we can all continue playing Make Believe together. But be home before dark, we don't want to piss off your mom.
To help us change Hollywood one story at a time.
We could not have made In Development without your help; your drive to get our message out there, your generous donations and of course, liking the video and sharing the project.
I talk ... a lot ... and I talk a lot about good things coming up and big things ahead, but unfortunatly for you invisibles, you really don't get to see the behind-the-scenes triumphs and all the plots and plans Eric and myself have.
That changes today.
Today you do get to see it.
I'm talking about our project, In Development, which we've recently launched on KickStarter.
Not only can you see it, you can be apart of it.
We need your help.
And your money.
Preferably both.
In Development follows Aaron, Mike Bay's new personal assistant, and the trials, tribulations and explosions his famous boss can cause.
If The Office and Entourage got it on, shacked up, popped out a loved but bastard child, In Development would be it.
We have 27 days left as of this blog and we are a 38% of the way there! That is AMAZING but there is still a long way to go to ensure In Development actually happens.
If we aren't 100% funded by 11pm on July 15th, all of your gracious contributions will be returned to you.
That's why it's some important that you become involved.
The reality of this is, we can not do In Development without you. We need you. And we know that it's something that you can be just as proud of as we are.
In the past week we've received almost FIVE THOUSAND (yeah ... 5,000) submissions from talented actors and actresses who want to be a part of the project. Our first casting session was a major success and just seeing how some of these amazing artist's brought our characters to life was awesome.
Hell, even this guy's agent submitted him to be in In Development!
For realsies ... THAT Andy Dick.
We've locked down an amazing director of photography, who is going to make everything you donate to In Development look like a million bucks and a fantastic editor who can take that footage and make you think you're watching a prime-time TV show instead of a web series.
The actors we've already cast are some of the best unknown talents in Hollywood, on the verge of breaking into the big time.
We've been working towards showcasing our talents, and others, for a long time and this is finally our time to shine. Help us take advantage of it. Help us change Hollywood one story at a time, starting with In Development.
Help us.
We have 21 backers at this point and have had TONS of our friends share the project and like the video. We've come such a LONG way in a week but there is still a long way to go.
All of your support means so much to us, we would've never dreamed that so many of you guys believed in us and wanted to help us do what we were put here to do (not counting dishing out vigilante justice and synchronized swimming.)
We thank you from the bottom of where our hearts would be if Eric wasn't a cyborg and my heart wasn't being eaten from the inside by heart disease.
Last night, writer/director/my-personal-hero, Kevin Smith was set to have a book signing at The Grove's Barnes and Noble. He had been shilling it on his twitter account for a while and I happily counted down the days, in hopes of getting a copy of his new book signed and to be able to personally tell him what he has meant to me.
It's such a strange phenomenon that a stranger can loom so large in your life, but in all honesty, Kevin Smith has for me.
And I planned to tell him so.
Until I got to Barnes and Noble for the signing of course.
The friendly fine book purveyor told me in no uncertain terms that Kevin Smith's assistant said their won't be a signing at all, you can trade in your book for a signed copy and it would just be a straight Q&A.
If you've never seen or attended one of Smith's Q & A's they are amazing to behold. Hilarious stories and antidotes about his life, scattered with his trials and tribulations in the entertainment industry. Check them out, there's even one on Netflix (Too Fat for Forty) so you've literally got no excuses.
Last night was the third such event I've been to and as great as they are, I had my heart set on telling this famous stranger how much he had inspired the course my life had taken.
So, like Kevin himself, I took to Twitter to express my feelings.
I sat and stewed, listening to the other fans telling their own stories, laughing and gossiping like twelve-year-old school girls about the latest goings on of the man himself.
Then it was announced that he was coming early to start signing so that he could devote a much longer period to the Q & A. I grumpily acknowledged that it was a very cool gesture, but I'd be lying if I said I was still more than just a tad disappointed.
Right around 7pm, the blur of orange and blue swooped around the corner and everything changed; in my mind, just the sight of the man of the hour, wiped away all the bad feelings I had harbored about tonights change in plans. I didn't need a personally signed book, this was going to be fun.
I smiled as he happily greeted the fans and posed for media pictures with the book.
He told the crowd that tonight was his and Jennifer Schwalbach's anniversary of the first time they fucked, so this was a special night for him too. He was all smiles ... until he pulled his phone out.
And then he mentioned two Twitter posts...
Kevin read aloud the first twitter post, speaking of "no personal signings" and that all "he wanted was a hug." He searched the room, called the man "a squeaky wheel" and said he would indeed get his hug.
Then he proceeded to read my tweet. I held up my hand and owned it as he finished reading it to the crowd. He acknowledged me with a smile and said something to the tune that he would get to me.
If my interaction with Kevin would have ended there, I would have been a pretty happy guy.
The questions started to flow in as he went over his fan's questions, some really good ones, some repeats from prior Q&A's and everyone was laughing and feeling good, when it suddenly dawned on me: Everyone that knows me, knows what Kevin Smith is to me. They know that the path I'm on has been directly influenced from him. Why don't I just tell him? Who gives a shit if it's in front of a hundred or so other Smith-philes.
So I bided my time, waiting for the opportunity to strike. It came in the form of a fan that literally had 6 questions. Each time Kevin answered, in his awesome drawn out way and each time the fan had a rebuttal. I knew that my comment would be a nice change of pace.
Up went the hand and Kevin pointed to me.
I said I've just got a comment if that's cool, to which he offered up the mic, but I didn't want to make an even bigger scene. I pushed forward.
I told Kevin Smith that I started writing in 2003, because of him. He showed me that a guy like me from the middle of nowhere could write his thoughts, feelings, jokes, and interests and have the chance of telling stories that people can relate to and connect with.
He nodded, even seemed as if he geniunely appreciated it. I continued on.
I told Kevin that because of him, I too, had given independent film a try, even if it had been a massive failure, he gave me the target to shoot for, using my ambition as ammunition to take on such a monumental task, because where I'm from, people just don't do such things. You settle down, you work at Publix, you have a family then you follow in your family's footsteps, kinda just waiting for the next big event in life.
He gave me the courage to strike out and follow my dreams because, hey if he can do it, why the fuck can't I?
His smile grew bigger as I told him this, his eyes beginning to twinkle like a much younger & higher Santa.
I pushed on, telling him that I am here now because of him, not just at this Barnes and Noble, but in Los Angeles, California, following my dreams with my best friend and writing partner, beating the preverbal streets, writing and dreaming, going after it with all we have.
He spoke earlier of a fire to tell stories, to feel like you have to tell this story or die, and that is me, us, The Make Believe Picture Company, personified.
I thanked him for the opportunity to be on his S'Modcast's the first week they were up and running last May. He smiled and asked who we were and seemed to genuinely remember it, recalling it like one of my own friends would.
I finished with another overall "so ... thanks." feeling great; knowing that I had gotten to personally tell him what he meant to me, as personal as speaking over a crowd of people can be.
I was happy to get it off my chest. As a celebrity and filmmaker he probably hears this everyday, so it wasn't new to him, but he acted as if it were. He treated that moment as if it meant as much to him as it did to me. I will be forever grateful for that.
And then he invited me up for a hug.
You better believe it was the quickest I had ever jumped to hug a sweaty man in my life.
He whispered a "thank you" & "good luck" to me, and I whispered can I get a picture to which he happily obliged.
This was just a small thing to him but such a huge moment to me. Cementing that I did the right thing coming out here. The struggles, the being away from my family to establish myself, the fight to live here and try to pursue my dreams. Ringo said, "it don't come easy" and that ain't the half of it.
Sadly, that photo op. opened the floodgates to where everyone began to ask for pictures, and never once did he say no, inviting people up and letting them get a little bit of him to take home.
I walked out with Eric as a line of at least 40 people began to form for pictures after the show. There's no doubt in my mind they all left with the moment they were hoping for too.
I was going to be a life-long fan to begin with.
I've followed Kevin through thick and (not so) thin. Maybe not always agreeing or totally convinced that he was doing the right things or making the best decisions but firmly standing by my man.
Last night, I became a bigger fan of Kevin Smith the writer, director and best selling author. But I also became so much more appreciative of the man himself. He is exactly as he sells himself to be and that's an amazing thing in a town littered with fakes, phonies and pretenders.
I've been on this path for a long time, trying to make lightning strike, and following in the footsteps of Kevin Smith, Tarantino, Rodriguez; all self-made filmmakers and visionaries, all guys who did/do it their way. I'm happy to say that now more than ever.
They say you shouldn't meet your heroes. You'll come away disappointed. In this case it was the exact opposite. Thanks Kevin.
There has been a palpable shift in our fortunes over the last two weeks, thanks to a lot of hard work and a never-say-die attitude, we have started seeing the ground moving above the seeds Eric and I have been planting for the last 3 years.
We're ready to take that fire, these stories, and this drive and start making some real headway. It's coming guys.
In my mind I think it's still around 1998, maturity level only, and it's crazy to think it's 2012 (much less that 1998 was 14 years ago, but I digress.)
I'll bypass all that world ending talk and run on about something I actually care about which is movies.
I love them. I write them. And subsequently, I watch a ton of them.
With that said, I'm going to keep track of every movie I watch this year. Every single one. There are gonna be some I'm probably ashamed of watching, perhaps even owning, but I'm putting it out there regardless.
Hopefully it'll stimulate a nice conversation about film, either the ones I've watched, the ones I'm gonna watch or possibly you can recommend some. It'll also show that I watch way too many movies, but for posterity's sake, we'll just call it research instead of entertainment.
So let's do this: The list is below, I'll keep it updated and you guys supply the talking.
And ... go!
1. Back To The Future
2. The Big Sleep
3. Dragnet (1987)
4. When Harry Met Sally
5. The Invention of Lying *
6. Happy Gilmore
7. Raiders of The Lost Ark
8. Foo Fighters: Back and Forth
9. The Longest Yard (2005)
10. The Odd Couple
11. The Apartment
12. Mister Roberts
13. American Beauty
14. Shaun of The Dead
15. Hot Fuzz
16. Billy Madison
17. Scott Pilgrim vs The World
18. Man on The Moon (1999)
19. Moneyball
20. Catch Me If You Can 21. Double Indemnity 22. We Need To Talk About Kevin * 23. Red State 24. Back To The Future II 25. Die Hard 26. 50/50 *
February:
27. Big Miracle * 28. I Love You Phillip Morris * 29. The African Queen 30. Biloxi Blues 31. The Bodyguard 32. Scott Pilgrim vs The World 33. I Am Legend 34. Warrior
March:
35. The Days Of Wine And Roses * 36. OSS 117: Le Caire, nid d'espions * 37. That Thing You Do! 38. The Blues Brothers 39. Sweet Home Alabama 40. The Help * 41. I Am Bruce Lee * 42. Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom 43. The Descendants * 44. Masters of The Universe 45. The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford 46. Midnight In Paris * 47. The Smurfs * 48. Clerks II 49. My Week With Marilyn * 50. Night Of The Hunter 51. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011) * 52. The Muppets * 53. Key Largo 54. Ocean's Eleven (2001) 55. Drive *
April:
56. The Captains * 57. J. Edgar * 58. Arsenic and Old Lace 59. The Town 60. The Social Network 61. Ferris Bueller's Day Off 62. Dick Tracy 63. Zombieland 64. Sleepless In Seattle 65. Terminator 2: Judgement Day 66. Silence of the Lambs 67. Dawn of The Dead (2004) 68. Bad Boys 69. The Karate Kid 70. Forrest Gump 71. Mrs. Doubtfire MAY: 72. Pulp Fiction 73. Hannibal 74. Star Wars 75. The Departed 76. High Fidelity * 77. Signs 78. The Hunger Games * 79. The Sixth Sense 80. Sister Act 81. Three Kings * 82. Transformers 83. Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey * 84. Steel Magnolias 85. Memento 86. The Truman Show 87. Due Date 88. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 89. Fight Club June: 90. When Harry Met Sally (2) 91. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre 92. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 93. True Grit (2010) 94. Rango * 95. Girl Interrupted * 96. The Conspirator * 97. Star Trek (2009) 98. Lady & The Tramp 99. The Iron Giant 100. Chinatown 101. The Two Jakes * July: 102. 21 Jump Street * 103. A Face in the Crowd 104. Independence Day 105. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian * 106. The Bourne Identity 107. Super 8 108. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 109. Batman (1989) 110. The Exorcist 111. Batman Begins 112. The Dark Knight 113. The Dark Knight Rises * 114. The Shawshank Redemption 115. Missing * (1982) 116. 30 Minutes or Less 117. Captain America: The First Avenger * 118. My Cousin Vinny August: 119. Rocky 120. Dogma 121. Office Space 122. Lethal Weapon 123. ...
